December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Oct 29th
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September 2011
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Sep 26th
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August 2011
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Aug 30th
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A conversation at the grownup table, as imagined...
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
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July 2011
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June 2011
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Jun 9th
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Choice quotes from the Zach Galifianakis Rolling... →
morefunthanbeingsad: “I saw that Ke$ha woman the other day,” he says. She’d e-mailed him about getting a drink, and a few days later, he ran into her in a bar. “She was sitting by herself, and I walked up to her and said, ‘Listen, I got your e-mail. Your music is really bad! I don’t know who listens to it, but I imagine it’s, like, six-year-olds – and it’s a bad message.’ When little kids...
Jun 9th
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May 2011
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WatchWatch
emmyc: sirmitchell: A sloth gets mercifully moved across a road.
May 20th
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fuckyeahcatgifs: pressdonotswallow: Always.
May 12th
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Same couple, different styles
sourapplez: heyimchrista: Same couple, different style: I wish the images were named, so I could see what they call each style. Sometimes I need a primer in different subcultures!
May 11th
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Questions I answered today
Why do people say boys should have short hair and girls should have long hair? I understand the butterfly’s life cycle, but where did the first butterfly egg come from? What about the human’s life cycle? Where do babies come from?
May 9th
April 2011
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March 2011
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A Story Without Words
prince-delta: “What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” -Albert Pine.
Mar 28th
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http://www.thebestpictureontheinternet.com →
ccake I admit I was skeptical, but link delivers.
Mar 1st
February 2011
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January 2011
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